Beavis/Butthead

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Race Adjustments:

 

Str

Dex

Con

Int

Wis

Chr

Cml

AT

hp

TH

Div

-3

+5

-2

-3

-2

+5

+0

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+6

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÷1

 

Requisites:

Dex 5, Int 5, Chr 10,

 

Race Slots 1, Class Slots 2

Alignment:

Any

HD/level:

1d6

Weapon Prof.:

 3+level/2

To Hit Table:

+level-2

Save Table:

+level*2

Reference:

MTV

Groups:

Archetype, Rogue, Joke

Complexity:

CF=3

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Counts as human, degenerate. 2 for 3 trading. Continuous Uncontrolled Giggling.

When you take this class, choose Beavis or Butthead and get the appropriate level abilities.

Level N (each level): [insert here] Rules!!: Choose a named effect. That effect of SL=N as no save.

Level N (each level): [insert here] Kicks Ass!!: Choose a named effect. That effect of SL=N has double numerical effect.

Level N (each level): [insert here] Sucks!!: Choose a named effect. That effect of SL=N has half numerical effect.

Level N (each level): Huh, Huh, Huh, (s)he said [insert here]: Choose a named effect. That effect of SL=N can’t be used in the room.

[Beavis]

Level 1: I am the Great Cornholio, I need T.P. for my bunghole: Free GGL pick in The Great Cornholio.

Level 2: I dreamed I was at school last night. Do you think that counts for attendance?: 1/d: Project Image.

Level 3: My list includes any girl with at least one boob: You may wear an extra breastplate armor.

Level 4: Do you have T.P. for my bunghole? I would hate for my holio to get polio: Immune disease as long as you are armed.

Level 5: If you took an x-ray of your weiner would you see a bone?: You have x-ray vision.

Level 6: A bed shouldn’t have instructions. Except for, like, 'Sleep.': 1/d: Artificial Party Reset.

Level 7: That son of a bitch ate our nachos: 1M, LVL/d: Goodberry spell but creates nachos.

Level 8: Shut-up fart knocker!!: 1/d: Counter a Command/Word spell.

Level 9: Yes, yes, fire, fire, fire!: Mouth’s M action: Summon a DL X Fire Elemental or Create a DL XII Fire elemental (uncontrolled).

[Butthead]

Level 1: Uh, hey, baby. Come to Butthead: Mouth’s M action: SEL=4 charm one target of opposite gender.

Level 2: If they like, did this chart long enough, they would find out where herpes began: 1slowP: One group is SEL=1 diseased.

Level 3: If you love something, and you set it free, and it doesn’t come back, you’re a dumbass: 1/d: You may free up your summon slot by allowing your summon to become an enemy in the room who can’t roll you to be affected.

Level 4: My list is like your list, but it also includes your MOM: You get +1 animal companion.

Level 5: Shut up before I kick your ass so hard it’ll turn inside-out and come out your mouth: 1P, 1 attack: One target SEL=4 Turned Inside Out.

Level 6: Work sucks, let’s go break something: 1P, 1V: Barbarian Smash all magical items in the room.

Level 7: They suck in ways we haven’t, like, seen stuff suck before: LVL/d: The next time a named effect is at half effect, it is instead at 1/10 effect.

Level 8: You monkeyspank: 1/d: Command/Word spell of your choice.

Level 9: This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before: 1/d: Choose a named effect. That effect has no effect and banned in the room.

Level 15: BREAKING THE LAW, BREAKING THE LAW, BREAKING THE LAW: Gain the level abilities of both [Beavis] and [Butthead].