Punomancy

“A school of magic based off of puns (plays on words) as well as turn of phrases.”

Basic Punomancy Information

These spells are based on normal dnd spells of similar name just with either a spelling change or a word substitution. Many of these spells end up inferior to their normal counterparts which lends to a strategy of changing the spells effected target (you) to another target (through material componenting, etc). Also some of these spells effects might be vague and able to be applied in creative ways.

Punomancy Spells

SL	CF	Name	Source	Effect
N	2	Summon Lobster N	RDM	As summon monster N but only for lobsters
N	2	Summon Mobster N	RDM	As summon monster N but only for mobsters
0	2	Actual Hand	RDM	As mage hand but flesh
0	2	Can-Trip	RDM	As cantrip but effect causes a target to trip
0	2	Dancing Tights	RDM	As dancing lights but with tights
0	2	No Direction	RDM	You are unaware of distance and direction of a destination
1	2	Apprehend Languages	RDM	Take allys knowledge of a language to speak
1	2	Attend Items	RDM	Unattended items are considered attended
1	2	Cure Light Hounds	RDM	As cure light but only for hounds or houndkin
1	2	Detect Antimagic	RDM	As detect magic but for antimagic
1	2	Detect Dead	RDM	As detect undead but for corpses
1	2	Detect Items	RDM	Detects minor items
1	2	Detect Living	RDM	As detect undead but for living beings
1	2	Detect Neutral	RDM	As detect good/evil but for neutrality
1	2	Detect Obvious Doors	RDM	As detect secret doors but for nonsecret doors
1	2	Detect Seeing	RDM	As detect invisibility but for beings looking at you
1	2	Detect Visibility	RDM	As detect invisibility but for beings who aren't invisible
1	2	Expeditious Treat	RDM	As expeditious retreat but increases your healing range
1	2	False Strike	RDM	As true strike but get -20 on your next attack
1	2	Inflict Light Hounds	RDM	As inflict light wounds for hounds or hound kin
1	2	Lending	RDM	As sending but sends money rather than message
1	2	Magic Miss-all	RDM	As magic missile but hits targets with "no target"
1	2	Misunderstand Languages	RDM	As comprehend languages but returns false messages
1	2	Mundane Weapon	RDM	As magic weapon but makes a weapon considered masterwork
1	2	Page Armor	RDM	As mage armor but made of paper
1	2	Pending	RDM	As sending but sends message with a delay
1	2	See Detection	RDM	As nondetection but sees people shielded by nondetection
1	2	Spending	RDM	As sending but sends a bill for a sale rather than message
1	2	Vending	RDM	As sending but sends minor item for gp
1	2	Wage Armor	RDM	As mage armor but made of nonspendable gp
2	2	Batter	RDM	As shatter but coats an item in batter
2	2	Bear's Cunning	RDM	+4 Int, -2 Con
2	2	Bull's Grace	RDM	+4 Dex, -2 Str
2	2	Cat's Strength	RDM	+4 Str, -2 Dex
2	2	Chatter	RDM	As shatter but makes the item talk instead of break
2	2	Cure Moderate Hounds	RDM	As cure moderate wounds but only for hounds or hound kin
2	2	Detectable Alignment	RDM	As undetectable alignment but makes the target detectable
2	2	Eagle's Wisdom	RDM	+4 Wis, -2 Chr
2	2	Fox's Splendor	RDM	+4 Chr, -2 Int
2	2	Hatter	RDM	As shatter but makes the item equip to a different item slot
2	2	Hideous Slaughter	RDM	As hideous laughter but target kills instead of laughs
2	2	Inflict Moderate Hounds	RDM	As inflict moderate wounds but only for hounds or hound kin
2	2	Owl's Endurance	RDM	+4 Con, -2 Wis
2	2	Rope Brick	RDM	As rope trick but tied to a brick facade extradimensional space
2	2	Tatter	RDM	As shatter but object is ripped into shreds
2	2	Visibility	RDM	As invisibility but target is unknowingly visible
3	2	Bone Shape	RDM	As stone shape but can only shape bone
3	2	Call Lighting	RDM	As call lightning but calls rays of sunshine
3	2	Cure Serious Hounds	RDM	As cure serious wounds but for hounds or hound kin
3	2	Eat Food and Water	RDM	As create food and water but eats food and water instead
3	2	Fly [not the DnD one]	RDM	Summons a DL I fly
3	2	Globe of Vulnerability, Lesser	RDM	You are vulnerable to all spells of SL III or less
3	2	Inanimate Dead	RDM	Deanimates already animated dead targets
3	2	Inflict Serious Hounds	RDM	As inflict serious wounds but only for hounds or hound kin
3	2	Later Walk	RDM	Spend a V action to get +1bV next round
3	2	Lighting Bolt	RDM	As lightning bolt but with a ray of sunshine
3	2	Masseous Form	RDM	As gaseous form but with flesh
3	2	Meatball	RDM	As fireball but with flesh
3	2	Misplacement	RDM	As displacement but for an object
3	2	Misspell Magic	RDM	As dispel magic but changes a small aspect of the target spell
3	2	Move Blindness/Deafness	RDM	As Remove blindness/deafness but moves it to another target
3	2	Move Curse	RDM	As Remove curse but moves it to another target
3	2	Move Disease	RDM	As Remove disease but moves it to another target
3	2	Move Fear	RDM	As Remove fear but moves it to another target
3	2	Move Paralysis	RDM	As Remove paralysis but moves it to another target
3	2	Mundane Weapon, Greater	RDM	As magic weapon, greater but not counted as magical
3	2	Recreate Food and Water	RDM	As create food and water but changes already created things
3	2	Speak with Living	RDM	As speak with dead but you can speak with living targets
3	2	Water Talk	RDM	As water walk but you talk to water instead of walking
3	2	Wink	RDM	As blink but only your eyes get the benefits
4	2	Cloudcure	RDM	As cloudkill but cures rather than inflicts
4	2	Crying	RDM	As Scrying but sad
4	2	Cure Critical Hounds	RDM	As cure critical wounds but only for hounds or hound kin
4	2	Discension Door	RDM	As dimension door but only for chaotic aligned targets
4	2	Discensional Anchor	RDM	As dimensional anchor but only for chaotic aligned targets
4	2	Geese/Pest, Lesser	RDM	As geas/quest but only for animal or insect targets
4	2	Inflict Critical Hounds	RDM	As inflict critical wounds but only for hounds or houndkin
4	2	Reincarcerate	RDM	As reincarnate but appear in an imprisonment bubble
4	2	Tone Skin	RDM	As stone skin but for sonic based attacks
4	2	Transmute Bone to Blood	RDM	As transmute stone to mud but for bone and blood
4	2	Unincarnate	RDM	As reincarnate but target doesn't come back
5	2	Animate Living	RDM	As animate dead but for living targets
5	2	Cone of Old	RDM	As cone of cold but dmg is in age catagories
5	2	My Rage Arcana	RDM	As mirage arcana but illusion always takes on angry characteristics
5	2	Raise Living	RDM	As raise dead but for living targets
5	2	Receiving	RDM	As Sending in reverse
5	2	Slay Dead	RDM	As slay living but for dead targets
5	2	Smell Resistance	RDM	As spell resistance but for olfactory based spells
6	2	False Seeing	RDM	As true seeing but returns unknowingly false sight
6	2	Geese/Pest, Greater	RDM	As geas/quest, greater but only for animal or insect targets
6	2	Globe of Vulnerability	RDM	You are vulnerable to all spells of SL VI or less
6	2	Heel	RDM	As heal but only for hounds or houndkin
6	2	Impermanent Image	RDM	As permanent image with a delayed dissipation
6	2	Inanimate Objects	RDM	Deanimates already animated objects
6	2	Lose the Path	RDM	As find the path but you lose an established path getting lost
6	2	Mage's Lubrication	RDM	As mage's lucubration but only for fluid based spells
6	2	Shadow Talk	RDM	As shadow walk but you talk instead of walk in shadows
6	2	Tell a Port	RDM	As Sending from a seafaring vessel
7	2	Fly, Mass [not the DnD one]	RDM	Summons CL of DL V flys
7	2	Generate	RDM	As regenerate but affected body part isn't exact as original
7	2	Revenerate	RDM	As regenerate but effect regenerates a target's connection to its god
7	2	Smell Turning	RDM	As spell turning but only for olfactory based spells
8	2	Apathy	RDM	As sympathy but targets don't care about affected area
8	2	Resistable Dance	RDM	As irresistible dance but makes resist being made to move
8	2	Trap the Sole	RDM	As trap the soul but only traps a targets legs
9	2	Astral Smell	RDM	As astral spell but only travel to olfactory based planes
9	2	Fish	RDM	As wish but only for aquatic effects
9	2	Gastral Spell	RDM	As astral spell but only travel to food based planes
9	2	Meatier Swarm	RDM	As meteor swarm but with flesh